Showing posts with label funny stories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny stories. Show all posts

Thursday, January 6, 2011

First night


The sky was so dark
Goddess of the moon was so bright in the sky
We were alone
Me and him
Her hair is so fine
His eyes were so clear
I know what he wants. I immediately do
Her skin so soft
Her feet were so perfect
I stroked with my fingers
Right at the back
I was still naive and lacks experience
But I try to make the best
I hold her chest
Then go down right on her tits
I still remember that time I was very scared
My heart was beating fast
Slowly I opened her legs wide
Once he did it ...
I can not remember anything anymore
Not really shame
Not long after
The white fluid to leak out
Finally finished my work
Now everything is over ...
I still remember the First Night
I flushed MILK!

girls naked ride tricycles

There was a girl naked ride tricycles. Alongthe trip , thepedicab driver was not the girl turned away from them.

Feeling the note like that, the girl was reprimanded:

Girl: What's going well, why is clay like that? Never see a girl naked?!

Pedicab Tailor: Oh no ... I just noticed, about a future where Ms. spend money?

Human quadrupeds

Sister: "Brother, guess what, man what four legs?"

Sister: "People paralyzed Kak ..."

Big Brother: "One ...!"

Sister: "The weird ..."

Big Brother: "One ...!"

Sister: "People what emangnya sich?"

Big Brother: "They say sich horses, cats, dogs, etc.."

Sister: "Yeeeeeeeeeee ...!"

ORPHANS


Faqih: Uh ... Bet! Which sentence is correct?

A. Orphans had beaten his father.
B. Orphans had struck his father.

Albert: Sure. . . Orphans had beaten his father !!!... definitely true

Faqih: Wrong.

Albert: What the hell!

Faqih: nothing is true, where the orphan has a father ...

Albert:#$%#